My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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