I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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