I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will be naked everywhere
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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