I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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