Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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