Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You're like the curious george of whores
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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