dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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