So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
