Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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