Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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