i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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