I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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