and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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