White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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