Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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