she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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