Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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