before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
high people should be assigned attendants
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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