areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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