Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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