i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i barfeds in our rink
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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