drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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