Your tits are I can't wait for
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
These tits shall not be calmed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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