hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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