My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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