hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We were destined to go to rehab together
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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