do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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