why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So vagazzling was a success
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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