nut hugger
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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