Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
