honey bunches of taint.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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