I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
