Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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