so that wasnt chicken after all
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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