she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Blood and glitter go together right?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I just sharted jello shots
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