Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
