u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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