Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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