You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she told me i tasted like america
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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