my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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