I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish life had little blips of pornography
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
