We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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