So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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