Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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