Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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