I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am available for nakedness
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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