Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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