i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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