Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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