quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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