Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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