Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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