i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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